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Anonymous asked: I don't expect you to say yes to this but I bet you have amazing breasts! May we see them? #Can'tBlameAGirlForTrying :3

Hmm…Lets see…my boobs on the internet…
Hmm…Oh wait. Damn! As of 36 minutes ago it is no longer topless tuesday. Shame that.
Afraid I’m gonna leave this to your imagination my bald little grey friend :P
Sorryyy

ϟ How the fuck.

Did I forget that fanfiction exists?
This stuff is like crack.
Crack I tell you!

*Now…Excuse me whilst I distort my mental perspective of every character of every tv show I’ve ever loved. Ever.*

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funkaliciousumstumstumst:

I just adore this photo. :´) 

Lovely Lovely

funkaliciousumstumstumst:

I just adore this photo. :´) 

Lovely Lovely

ϟ Starting to think

that I may have made a bad choice about next years living arrangements :/
Suppose it isn’t my nature to fit comfortably somewhere. Ah well…no birthday for me.
Should probably get used to it. At least my door will hopefully have a lock so I can be in my own world when I want to…

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Anonymous asked: WOW @ tumblrdatinggame(.)com WTF is this.. my little brother's roommate is on this and I think I saw you too lol

Save your scammy shit for facebook and get off my blog :/ please kindly go dig a hole and bury yourself :)

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Feel like I’m about to pass out. If I’d done this amount of studying at an earlier date, I would be the fucking einstein of psychology by now…But in keeping with the tradition of leaving things until last minute,I shall pour down my throat my 4th bottle of lucozade and continue to flail around like a dying fish.

Feel like I’m about to pass out. If I’d done this amount of studying at an earlier date, I would be the fucking einstein of psychology by now…
But in keeping with the tradition of leaving things until last minute,
I shall pour down my throat my 4th bottle of lucozade and continue to flail around like a dying fish.

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waywardvictorianconfessions:

If someday I get to go to one of EA’s shows… I’d love to see her playing the piano for real. :)

The Show I went to, she pretended to play for the most part :/ Which was rather disconcerting….the only song she played herself was Thank God I’m Pretty. Which was lovely, but It would be nice if she would go back to her classical roots more…

waywardvictorianconfessions:

If someday I get to go to one of EA’s shows… I’d love to see her playing the piano for real. :)

The Show I went to, she pretended to play for the most part :/ Which was rather disconcerting….the only song she played herself was Thank God I’m Pretty. Which was lovely, but It would be nice if she would go back to her classical roots more…

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waywardvictorianconfessions:

Reader submitted image!

Really? Reminds me more of Repo! The Genetic Opera…

waywardvictorianconfessions:

Reader submitted image!

Really? Reminds me more of Repo! The Genetic Opera…

ϟ People on my course.

Stressing me the fuck out :/ trying to enjoy my dinner and all I’m getting is questions, questions, questions. about things which are irrelevant to what is ‘supposed’ to be on the paper…I’m too calm…I was this calm last time and I almost failed…I should make myself stressed…maybe.
Actually no, I should just study until bed time. That way my odds go up a little.

Also “my dog ate my calculator”????
I’ve heard everything now.

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…had no option but to reblog this :’)internet, internet, internet. You do make me laugh

…had no option but to reblog this :’)
internet, internet, internet. You do make me laugh

ϟ Dominoes Cookies

Make EVERYTHING Better.
It’s like a cookie and a brownie got together and had wild passionate sex in my mouth.

Whoever you are if you’re reading this BUY SOME.

They WILL improve your shitty day :’)

ϟ Feel Kind of Selfish,

In that my parents are so close to selling their house, and part of me is crossing its fingers that they don’t.
Since I’ll have nowhere to go for Summer, and it will be awful.
Makes me a bit guilty, but I really would like a little time to appreciate the sun and the scenery. If I have to come back to the UK right away I’m going to have noone at all,
and nothing to do. I can get work, but it will be really miserable.

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In Soviet Russia You Don’t Wear Hats.Hats wear YOU.

In Soviet Russia You Don’t Wear Hats.

Hats wear YOU.

ϟ Just found a bag of extra hot red chili’s

In my tesco delivery bag from last week that I forgot I ordered.
The best before date is today.
Theres 9 of them.


….this could go very wrong.
…Should I eat one?

ϟ Dumbstruck

By the fact that despite exams being a week tomorrow there are people who haven’t done any prep or revision yet :/ and I was stressing at 5+ hours a day….